For a true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.

You’re entering your becoming era. Keep pushing. Don’t look back.

Any lesson you refuse to learn will repeat itself until you do

A charming chicken with her little one because we celebrate Mother's Day today! 🌸

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

A 2025 update

girls will have one (1) good day when they convince themselves they've never been unwell in their life and the next day the horrors will return

Everyone should be entitled to a free little treat once per day when they leave the house. A hot beverage, a cookie, whatever. You should have government issued daily tokens and you should be able to go into a shop or a cafe and pick what you like and take it to the counter and hand them your token and say "this is my free little daily treat" and then you don't have to pay for it. please vote for me as your local mp in the next general election.

racoons come in 2 colors? lmaooo wtheelly